Xbox Jedi

Marc encourages Justin to befriend the cheerleaders at school; Bennett and Natalie lure Daniel deeper into the Community of the Phoenix; Wilhelmina tries to find money for Nico's blackmail payment.

Chuck's uncle, Jack Bass (recurring guest star DESMOND HARRINGTON - "Dexter," "Rescue Me") arrives on the scene. Meanwhile, Jenny returns to school and takes on the mean girls.

Serena throws Jenny a party for her 16th birthday, but things get way out of control when Poppy Lifton (TAMARA FELDMAN) turns the small gathering into a huge social event.

An unflattering look inside America's corporate controlled food industry.

After a fight, Serena wants to get even with Blair -- who dreams of attending Yale University -- and accepts an invitation to visit. Chuck is kidnapped by an elite secret society.

Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

My Time featuring Jeremih

A shoot out in a Hispanic section of Indy leaves one man dead and 4 others injured. IMPD is on the case, trying to find a reason for the crime. When detectives identify their suspects, they must race against time to keep them from escaping to Mexico.

The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

Serena and Dan are forced to deal with their unspoken problems while trapped in an elevator during a citywide blackout. In a humorous twist, Blair questions the lack of passion in her relationship with Marcus (recurring guest star PATRICK HEUSINGER), while, at the same time, Chuck appears to have lost his "passion" for any woman other than Blair. Meanwhile, Nate struggles between his feelings for Vanessa and his more-complicated-by-the-day relationship with Catherine (recurring guest star MADCHEN AMICK). Plus, Jenny risks losing her internship when Eleanor (recurring guest star MARGARET COLIN) catches Jenny critiquing one of the Eleanor Waldorf designs.

Treat Me Like Your Mother

Crawl Back In

Blood ties are strong ties, sometimes strong enough to pull a person into a murderous conspiracy. When a family member wields their power, the result can be death.

In this episode of GTTV we’re on location at the acclaimed developer BioWare bringing you never-before-seen footage and details behind one of next year’s biggest titles: Mass Effect 2!

Uprising

Mitrione wavers on whether he can fight, sparking speculation that Kimbo will return to the Octagon. Justin Wren and Roy Nelson square off in the first quarterfinal fight.

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Stuffed Olives, Astrolabes, Western Saddles

The Fixer

Experience 4 minutes of the upcoming James Cameron film AVATAR, a movie that takes us to a spectacular world beyond imagination, where a reluctant hero embarks on an epic adventure, ultimately fighting to save the alien world he has learned to call home. AVATAR, a live action film with a new generation of special effects, delivers a fully immersive cinematic experience of a new kind. Only in cinemas, December 2009.

K'nuckles finds that he's past his prime at the storyteller's club/A tale of a Flapjack who cried sea monster.

After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

Time to Pretend

Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won’t make fun of him anymore

Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year’s Pinewood Derby.

Blair seeks revenge by enticing Chuck to seduce Vanessa. Serena rebels at an important party of Lily's. And Dan and Jenny find out a secret Nate has been hiding from his friends.